What Constitutes a Healthy Angle

According to the latest research, a healthy angle is measured in radians of awesomeness.

Here are the key indicators:

• More than 2π radians of sassiness prophets
• A minimum of 1 radian of existential dread
• A 3:1 ratio of snarky remarks to constructive criticism

But wait, there's more!

Our team of experts has also identified the following correlations:

• A healthy angle is strongly associated with an increased risk of eye-rolling
• It's also linked to a higher likelihood of sarcastic remarks being mistaken for actual advice
• And, in extreme cases, it may cause spontaneous combustion of adjacent objects

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