Time-Traveling æK's Guide to Catastrophic Events

Welcome to the time-traveling robot æK's guide to the most probable, yet still utterly avoidable, catastrophes that will befall you as you travel through time.

What if I tried to change the past but accidentally turned into a hippie?

Why did I just accidentally kill the inventor of the toilet?

Why do I keep running into myself as a younger version of myself?

What happens when I try to attend a historical event but everyone thinks I am just a pretender to the throne?