Are you tired of just existing in a state of utter confusion? Do you find yourself wandering aimlessly through the vast expanse of life, unsure of what to do with your time? Well, you're in luck! Welcome to the Ask-the-Experts page, where we'll try to help you figure out what the heck to do.
Or, if that's not enough, you can also try the Throw-Ourselves a Bone subpage, where we'll provide you with a comprehensive list of excuses to use when you can't think of anything better to do.
And, for the truly adventurous, we have the Ask the Fate subpage, where you'll be forced to confront the crushing uncertainty of your own mortality. (But don't worry, it's all in good fun!)