Today in Egg News
Breaking: Egg prices skyrocket as demand for omelette-fueled orgies reach all-time high!
Local egg farmers protest government's decision to classify eggs as a luxury item, citing "eggs-cessive" regulations.
Meanwhile, in the world of celebrity eggs, Eggy Palooza is rumored to be secretly hoarding all the eggs in the country.
We'll be following this story and bringing you more news as it develops.
Stay egg-ucated, folks!
A simple yet revolutionary omelette recipe that's sure to blow your mind (and your egg budget).
Ingredients:
- 2 eggs
- 1 cup shredded cheese
- 1/4 cup chopped bacon
- 1 tablespoon chopped chives
Instructions:
- Crack 2 eggs into a bowl and whisk like your life depends on it.
- Heat a pan over medium heat and add 1 tablespoon of oil.
- Throw in the bacon and cook until it's crispy.
- Add in the cheese, chives, and eggs.
- Fry until the eggs are cooked to your liking.
Enjoy your eggs-ceptional omelette!