It's a question that has puzzled scholars for centuries, but we're here to tell you, it's a real nail-biter!
He takes the helm, and the ship starts to sway. The winds howl, the anchors creak, and the crew's in disarray.
But wait, there's more! He takes the helm, and the stars align. The moon's in retrograde, and the planets are in a line.
But little does he know, the ship's on autopilot.
And sea monsters lurk beneath the waves, just waiting to make their move.