It starts with one stray thread, a lone sock that slips out of sight, lost in the depths of your laundry hamper. At first, it's just a tiny inconvenience, a minor annoyance in the grand tapestry of your daily routine. But as time passes, more and more socks begin to disappear, each one a tiny thread in the unraveling of your sanity.
They accumulate in the dark, dusty corners of your closet, a growing mountain range of missing footwear. You try to ignore them, to push them to the back of your mind, but they continue to multiply, a sock-filled Sisyphean curse.
And then, the inevitable happens: the Sock Overlord rises, a giant of a man with an insatiable hunger for missing footwear. He's a creature of legend, feared by all who've suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous sock loss.
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Join us in our journey to the center of the Sock Pile-Up, where the very fabric of reality is threatened by the unending tide of missing footwear.