Well, let's get real here. When you pizza party alone, the first thing that happens is that you start to feel like a total weirdo. Like, what's next? Are you gonna start wearing a fedora and playing the harmonica on your couch? Read more about the joys of solo pizza time
Next, you'll probably order 10 pizzas because, why not? It's not like you're paying for a whole pizza party or anything. You'll be eating pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Discover the secret benefits of pizza-fueled energy
After that, things get real. Your arteries will clog, your stomach will protest, and your social media followers will start to worry about you. Find out what happens when the pizza police show up at your door
But don't worry, it's all worth it! Because, let's be real, pizza is the answer to all of life's problems. Read the definitive guide to the science of pizza