Inside the Server Room: A Descent into the Abyss
Here, the lights never turn off, and the coffee never turns on.
Where the only thing more plentiful than wires is the despair.
Where the air is thick with the stench of last week's pizza.
And the only thing more deafening than the hum of the servers is the silence of our souls.
But don't worry, it's not all bad! We have a state-of-the-art foosball table, complete with flashing red lights and a built-in coffee mug holder!