So, you think you can fly, huh? Well, let's see about that. First, you'll have to get past us.
Our highly trained team of ninja warriors will be watching you like hawks. Literally.
You'll have to navigate through our maze of laser beams, because, let's be real, you're probably not as stealthy as you think you are.
And don't even get us started on the pat-downs. We'll be feeling you up like it's our job... because it is.
But don't worry, it's all worth it. We're just trying to keep you, you know, alive.
Or, you know, not dead. One of those.
Oh, and by the way, we have a special "Flying High" section for you. It's like our "TSA Pre-Check" but, you know, more... elevated.
Flyin' High