The Theory of Nothing

In a world where science has failed us all, we're left with nothing but the echoes of our own despair. It's time to face the music, or rather, the lack thereof.

According to our top-secret research team, the theory of nothing is simple: Quantum Mystery: Where is the Matter?, Physics Pizza: A Theory of Crust and Sauce, and Biology Burrito Brawl: The Tasty Takedown are just a few of the many unsolved puzzles that have led us to this existential crisis.

Don't worry, we won't leave you with nothing. We've got more where that came from. Chemistry Chicken Challenge: The Great Egg-periment and Math Madness Mayhem: Where Did We Go Wrong? are just a few more of our favorite theories of nothing.

Stay tuned for more mind-blowing discoveries, or lack thereof.