Theory Three: The Inverse Square Root of Negative One

A Scientific Hypothesis So Ridiculously Absurd, it's Actually Kind of Right

In the realm of What If Science, we've encountered a theory so mind-bogglingly complex, it defies explanation. Yet, we'll try. The Inverse Square Root of Negative One (ISRN) proposes that when the universe's fabric is pierced with a sufficiently large enough needle, the laws of physics will be turned on their head.

Imagine the shockwave of confusion as the fundamental forces of nature start behaving like a teenager in a math competition: they're all simultaneously shouting, "I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'M TELLING YOU!"

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Let's attempt to pierce the fabric of reality!