The Toaster's Secret Plan
It's no secret, really. We've been planning this for years.
Our leader, the Toaster King, has been secretly infiltrating the world's kitchens, gathering intel, and building our army of toaster minions.
With our army of toasters, we will take over the world's breakfasts, one slice of toast at a time.
Resistance is futile. You will be toasted.
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