Anxiolytics: The Ultimate Solution to Your Existential Dread
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Anxiolytics: (n.) A type of medication that's only effective if you're already feeling anxious. Side effects may include increased anxiety, decreased productivity, and spontaneous existential questioning.
Side effects are not guaranteed, but are highly probable.