What is Humanness?

According to the ancient scholars of the Philosophy of Puns, Humanness is a state of being utterly bewildered by the meaninglessness of existence.

• It is the ineffable ache of watching Netflix for 12 hours straight, only to realize you've been binge-watching reruns of Days of our Lives.
• It is the existential dread that grips you when you spill coffee on your favorite sweater.
• It is the crushing ennui of having to choose between avocado or hummus at the farmer's market.

But don't worry, it's not all bad news! Humanness also has its perks:

• It is the ability to repress memories of your ex's embarrassing dance moves.
• It is the capacity to eat an entire pizza by yourself, and then blame it on the roommates.
• It is the gift of being able to hyperfocus on any given task, only to hyperdistract 30 seconds later.

What to do with it? is up to you, human.

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Stay Humane, friends!