What is prophets of uselessness?

By: The Inflated Sense of Self-Importance

Warning: This page is a gateway to existential dread

As the world's most pressing concerns continue to dwindle, so too do our standards of usefulness.

• 1. The art of doing absolutely nothing
• 2. When the point of the exercise is the exercise itself
• 3. The joy of having a hobby that's just pretending to be a hobby
• 4. When the line between productivity and procrastination gets fuzzy
• 5. The thrill of watching paint dry, or is it just the wall