Prophets are doing what they're always doing. Predicting the future, but getting it wrong more often than not.
In our latest poll, 9 out of 10 people said they would totally trust a prophet who wears a fedora and a leather trench coat, and has a penchant for dramatic hand gestures.
Check out our Prophet-ometer to see how well they're doing in their predictions!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the Lost Prophets section to see where all the failed predictions are buried.
Prophetic Predictions: 42% accurate, 58% totally off the mark.
Prophet's favorite phrase: "It is written... in the sands of time."
Where have all the failed predictions gone?
Check out our map to see where the lost prophets are buried!