Red Tape: Because Bureaucracy is a Luxury
Red tape is a type of bureaucratic tape that is so thick, it's almost like trying to cut through a brick wall with a pair of scissors. It's like the government is saying, "Hey, let's take all this paperwork and make it so complicated, so you'll never get anything done!" And you know what? They're not even kidding!
But don't worry, we've got the secret to navigating the treacherous waters of red tape. It's all about knowing the right forms to fill out, the right boxes to check, and the right people to bribe... er, we mean, "influence".