Welcome, cadet, to Sudden Death 101! This course is designed to teach you the art of dying quickly and efficiently. Our instructor, Professor Mort, will guide you through the fundamentals of instantaneous demise.
Module 1: Choosing the Perfect Cause of Death
Module 2: Strategizing Your Sudden Death Tactics
Module 3: Dealing with the Emotions of Imminent Death
Module 4: Sudden Death in Practical Application
Module 5: Advanced Sudden Death Topics
Remember, cadet, practice makes perfect. Don't be afraid to test your skills in our Sudden Death Simulation Lab.