We're not really sure. We've been trying to figure that out for a while, but the answer keeps moving.
We've been searching the depths of the internet, but all we found were cat pictures and conspiracy theories.
Maybe you can help us out?
Or maybe you're just here for the free cat pictures.
Either way, here's a link to our Feline Solutions page, where we're trying to find answers in the wisdom of the feline overlords.
Or if you're feeling adventurous, you can try Ask the Cat in the Bathtub, our resident expert on all things mysterious and unknown.
Or if you just want to give up and go home, you can visit our Abandon All Hope page, where we'll provide you with a nice, soothing background image of a sunset over a desolate wasteland.
We're not making the rules here, we're just stuck in this never-ending cycle of confusion.