It seems you've stumbled upon the "What Just Happened" department, where we attempt to provide answers to all the unanswerable questions. Like, what's the deal with your cat's hairballs?
Here are some possible explanations:
Or, you know, maybe it's not any of these things. Maybe it's just the general sense of existential dread that's plaguing you.
Either way, we're here to help. Sort of.
Suggest your own answer, and maybe we'll get around to it eventually.