What makes us smart?

According to our esteemed council members, it's a combination of factors:

• A well-timed caffeine intake.
• The ability to remember where you put your keys (or your keys, if you will).
• Advanced degrees from reputable institutions of higher learning.
• Expertise in the art of procrastination.
• A healthy dose of sarcasm.
• Unrelenting optimism in the face of existential crises.

But wait, there's more!