WHAT TO BUY WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR SNEAKERS
When you lose your sneakers, panic not!
1. A new pair of sneakers. The obvious choice.
It's like when you spill coffee on your shirt, you just get a new one.
2. A map and a flashlight. For those hard-to-find sneaker adventures.
Because nothing says "sneaker recovery" like a treasure hunt.
3. A new hobby. One that doesn't involve shoes.
Why not try extreme ironing or something?
4. A nice cup of tea. To calm those sneaker-related nerves.
Herbal, perhaps?