What to Do

It's Saturday. You're probably not working.

So, what to do? Here are some suggestions:

1. Read a book. Not that one, the other one.
2. Take a nap. You've earned it.
3. Learn to play the trombone. You'll regret it.
4. Call your mother. Tell her you're not working.
5. Start a garden. The neighbors will love it.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Extreme Sports
• Parody Sports
• Sports for Nerds