What to Do Now

When you're stuck in an existential crisis, you need some options.

Option 1: Eat a whole pizza by yourself

Indulge in the cheese

Option 2: Learn to code in 3 hours

Get your coding skills in checkmate

Option 3: Watch cat videos all day

What to Do Now: Subpages

You want more options?

Foodcoma Subpages

Read about the art of cheese consumption

WebDev Subpages

Get your coding skills in checkmate

More Subpages

Find more ways to waste your time

What to Do Now: Subpages/foodcoma/cheesydreams

A comprehensive guide to eating an entire pizza by yourself.

The Art of Cheese Consumption

Master the techniques

The Psychology of Cheese Addiction

Understand why you can't stop

What to Do Now: Subpages/foodcoma/cheesydreams/techniques

Master the art of eating an entire pizza by yourself.

The Folded Slice Technique

A step-by-step guide

The Cheesy Grip Method

Hold tight, let go

What to Do Now: Subpages/foodcoma/cheesydreams/techniques/folded-slice

The art of folding your slice into a perfect square.

The 3-Step Fold

Don't mess it up

The 5-Step Fold of Doom

You're going to mess it up

What to Do Now: Subpages/foodcoma/cheesydreams/techniques/folded-slice/3-step

A 3-step guide to folding your slice into a perfect square.

Step 1: Fold the Slice

Fold it like a pro

Step 2: Fold the Fold

Double or nothing

Step 3: Fold the Mess

You're going to fold the wrong way

What to Do Now: Subpages/foodcoma/cheesydreams/techniques/folded-slice/3-step/fold-slice

Folding the slice is the first step.

Use Your Opposite Hand

Don't get tangled up

What to Do Now: Subpages/foodcoma/cheesydreams/techniques/folded-slice/3-step/fold-slice/oppohand

Don't get tangled up in your slice.

Avoid the Folded Fold

Don't fold the wrong way

What to Do Now: Subpages/foodcoma/cheesydreams/techniques/folded-slice/3-step/fold-slice/oppohand/avoid-folded-fold

Avoid folding the folded fold.

Don't Even Try