What to Do When the Train is Delayed
It's 3:47 and you're still on the train. The train that was supposed to arrive at 3:00. The train that you've been waiting for since 2:30. The train that has now been delayed for over 2 hours. Don't panic! Here are some helpful tips to pass the time:
- Learn to Love the Sound of Rustling Bags of Merchandise
- Meditate on the Possibility of Being Trapped in an Abyss of Uncertainty
- Contemplate the Abyss of Your Own Ignorance
- Write a Sonnet About the Delay
- Declare Yourself a Train Philosopher and Ponder the Meaning of Life
Remember, every minute that passes is a minute you're not stuck in a train station with 50 other passengers who are all silently judging you for wearing Crocs. You're welcome.