Welcome to the multiverse, where the possibilities are endless and the laws of physics are merely suggestions. Are you tired of the same old reality? Do you dream of a world where pineapples grow on trees and the sky is always 90 degrees and sunny? Look no further! Parallel Universes For Sale has got you covered.
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