html Where is my phone battery?

Where is my phone battery?

A picture of a phone battery with a confused face on it

I could swear, I had a phone battery. Or was that my sanity?
Last time I saw it, it was red and green, but now it's nowhere to be found.

Maybe it's in the kitchen

Check the fridge. It's probably with the leftovers.

What happened to the doughnuts?

Maybe it's at work

Check your desk. Maybe it's with the stapler.

The meaning of the stapler?