Step 1: The journey begins in the middle of nowhere, where the air is fresh, the grass is green, and the internet connection is spotty at best.
You've arrived at the entrance of the infamous Portal Entrance, a nondescript doorway with a sign that reads "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" in letters made of pure pixel art.
To proceed, you must first acquire the sacred item, the Golden Pixel, a legendary artifact rumored to grant the wielder temporary invincibility in the face of certain doom.
But don't worry, it's not all bad! You can grab a snack at the nearby Portal Cafe, where the coffee is strong, the Wi-Fi is weak, and the memes are always on.