What We're Doing

We're building a time machine, but not just any time machine. We're building a time machine with a built-in espresso machine, because priorities.

We're also planning a surprise party for the space-time continuum. It's going to be a real bash.

And, let's not forget about our secret underground bunker for the coming singularity. It's going to be a real conversation starter.

We're not sure what we're doing either, but it seems like a good idea at the time. Wish us luck.

Want to know more about our plans? Check out Our Plan for World Domination.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out Surviving the Apocalypse for tips.