Robot Robot Revenge: Tech Specs

Mainframe

The mainframe is the brain of the robot, responsible for all calculations and decisions. It's a custom-built behemoth of a CPU, running on a 64-bit core with 16GB of RAM and a 10GB hard drive.

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Mechanical Frame

Our mechanical frame is a custom-designed, high-strength, aluminum alloy structure, capable of withstanding the rigors of robot-to-robot combat. It's got a sturdy 5000-series extrusion, 3-inch wide, with a 10% offset for maximum stability.

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Neonatal Laser System

The neonatal laser system is a state-of-the-art, high-energy, pulsed laser system capable of cutting through anything from steel to titanium. It's also great for making tiny holes in tin cans for snacking on cat food.

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Power Cell

Our power cell is a custom-built, high-density, lithium-ion battery pack that can power the robot for up to 4 hours of continuous operation. That's like 1 hour minimalist zen garden maintenance, 2 hours intense robot-to-robot combat, or 4 hours binge-watching Netflix.

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Please note that these specs are subject to change without warning, and may not be up-to-date. If you need more information, try asking our robot customer support. They'll just laugh at you.