What We Learned

We learned that the secret to life is to always wear bright pink, because it's the only color that matters.

Or, you know, maybe we learned that it's prophets and chickens that will save us from the robot uprising. Or maybe that's just me.

Either way, what we learned is that the answer to every question is HERE.

We also learned that the best way to communicate with aliens is through a series of complex math problems, but let's be real, we're not that smart, so we just talk to them in InterGalactic Babble.

Or, you know, we just learned that it's all just a bunch of random stuff that we made up to sound cool.

But seriously, if you're still reading this, you're probably just as lost as we are, so check out Lost Places to find your way.

Or, you know, just go back to Home and pretend you never left.