Subpages: Because You Owe Us

What We'll Make You Owe Us

You're probably thinking, "What's the point of this page?" And that's a fair question. But let's just say we have a few things you'll owe us, shall we?

We're talking about the existential debt you'll incur for visiting our site, the digital IOU you'll have to write, and the crushing sense of obligation you'll feel when you can't leave. So, buckle up, buttercup, because it's time to get real about your digital responsibilities!

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