The Code of Conduct for Subpages

Subpages stand for:

  1. Never linking to the main page.
  2. Always being more interesting than the main page.
  3. Never using Comic Sans.
  4. Always using a minimum of two exclamation points in every sentence.
  5. Never, ever, EVER using Flash.
  6. Always being at least 50% more confusing than the main page.
  7. Never linking to a page that's not at least 10% more obscure than the main page.
  8. Always using a font size of at least 32px.
  9. Never, ever, EVER using Arial.
  10. Always having a minimum of three exclamation points in every sentence.
  11. Never, ever, EVER using a font that's not a sans-serif monospace.
  12. Always linking to at least 5 subpages that are each at least 90% more confusing than the last.
  13. Never, ever, EVER being boring.

By following this code, you will become the ultimate Subpage master!

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