a neon pink jumpsuit with neon green stripes, white knee-high boots, and a mullet.
You accessorized it with a pair of oversized, mirrored sunglasses and a chunky, flashing watch.
Your outfit was a beacon of 80s excess, shining brightly like a supernova in a sea of sensible fashion.
But, alas, your fashion sense was not matched by your musical taste, as you were listening to the same 8-track tape over and over again.