Or, as I like to call it, "The Thing That Makes Us Mutter and Stutter in Our Search for Significance."
Life is a complex mix of suffering and joy, like a really bad sitcom that's been on the air for 10 seasons too long. But, you know, in a good way? Like, it's got drama, it's got romance, it's got existential dread, and it's got cats.
But, seriously, have you ever noticed how everyone's always asking, "What's the meaning of life?" like it's some kind of cosmic joke that someone forgot to punchline? Like, we're all just wandering around, lost, trying to find the punchline to this never-ending joke that is, well, life.
Life is a series of events, each one more absurd than the last, like a bad dream that you just can't wake up from. But, hey, at least there's beer, right?
So, you want to know the meaning of life? Well, let me tell you. It's not just about finding the meaning; it's about finding a good parking spot.
So, you want to know the meaning of life? Okay, fine. Here's the real answer:
The meaning of life is to eat a whole pizza by yourself while watching reruns of your favorite TV show. It's a fact, I'm not kidding. Science has proven it.