What to Do in a Neon Bunker

Congratulations, you've made it into the most lit, most tubular, most utterly bewildering neon-lit underground bunker on the planet!

Emergency Rations

Stock up on:

Don't forget the most essential item: a stash of Emergency Disco Party Mix

Rules to live by:

Don't touch any of the glow sticks, they're for decoration only (or so we claim)
No laser tag during mealtimes
When in doubt, wear neon.

Stay lit, stay safe, and for the love of all things neon, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, try to hack the bunker's AI system. Trust us, it's not worth it.