Whataboutthegold?
A Philosophical Treatise on the Value of Glittering Wealth
As we all know, the world is full of gold. Or, at least, it's full of people who claim it's full of gold. Some say it's just a myth, a fleeting dream of riches and prosperity. But we're here to tell you, it's real.
Gold, in all its forms, is a force to be reckoned with. From the golden arches of McDonald's to the golden snuggles of a warm hug, it's a treasure that's worth fighting for.
But what about the gold that's not gold?
Is it still worth the fight? The answer, much like the answer to the ultimate question of life and the universe, remains unknown. Or, at least, it's not on this website.