When I Forget What Day It Is

It's a real thing, folks. I swear. It's a common affliction. You're not alone.

Maybe you're like me, and you have a general idea of the week, but the specifics are fuzzy.

Or maybe you're like, "Wait, is it Tuesday or Thursday? Who knows?"

Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just your brain's way of telling you that you're a functioning adult.

But fear not, dear forgetters! There's hope. We've got a whole page dedicated to helping you figure out what day it is:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try:

It's a real thing, I swear. It's a thing.