Oh no, the apocalypse has arrived! Time to dust off those old survival skills and get ready to party like it's 1999... but, you know, in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
First things first: stock up on canned goods. Not just for the taste, but for the added bonus of being able to use them as makeshift projectiles to defend your bunker from marauders.
But wait, there's more! Our expert team of apocalyptic consultants has put together some essential tips to help you survive the impending doom.
Tip 1: How to Build a Safe House (from scratch, with twine and a hammer)
Tip 2: The Art of Making Fire with a Single Lighter and a Prayer
Defensive Positioning: A Guide to Not Getting Eaten by the Horde
Advanced Survival Skills: How to Turn Your Fingers into Functional Tools with Duct Tape and a Pencil
What to Do If You Get Bored in the Apocalypse: A Guide to Extreme Ironing and Extreme Crocheting