When to Cry in the Modern Age

Expert advice from Dr. Jane Smith, renowned Cryologist:

When your favorite team loses in the playoffs, it's okay to cry.
When the cat's hair gets stuck in your keyboard, don't hesitate.
When you finally get a good parking spot, rejoice and cry.

Advanced Techniques:

Try the 'Sobbing in Public' method, where you let it all out.
Practice 'The Sudden, Distant Sob' for that extra dramatic flair.
Don't forget 'The Fake Cry', for those moments where you're not really feeling it.

For more advanced techniques, visit:

Silently Suffering: The Art of Suppressing Emotions Crying in Private: The Ultimate Guide Why Not to Cry, Actually I hope you're feeling better after reading this!