Throwing in the Towel 101

Welcome to Throwing in the Towel 101, where we teach you the art of surrendering with style.

Are you tired of trying, tired of striving, tired of Epic Fail? Then you're in the right place! Our expert instructors will guide you through the process of abandoning all hope, and embracing the sweet release of resignation.

In this course, we'll cover:

• The art of making excuses
• The science of rationalization
• The thrill of throwing in the towel
• And much, much more!

Don't wait any longer, sign up for Throwing in the Towel 202, where we'll take your surrendering skills to the next level!

Throwing in the Towel 202 is not just a course, it's a lifestyle!