When will it ever end?

Will it ever end? Or will we be stuck in this existential crisis forever?

According to our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts, it will end when the last of the donuts in the break room are eaten. Or maybe not. Possibly never.

But in the meantime, we've prepared for your edification a series of subpages detailing the various stages of the never-ending:

• Phase 1: The Slow Down
• Phase 2: The Descent into Madness
• Phase 3: The Descent into Madness with Better Grammar
• Phase 4: The Never-Ending Saga