When faced with a complex problem, just pretend it's not that complicated. Trust us, nobody will notice. Learn to recognize when to ignore the most obvious solutions.
When faced with facts, just tell them to take a hike. It's not like they're true or anything. Discover the art of creative fact-denyance.
Finally, just make something up! The more outlandish the better. Who needs facts when you have imagination?
Read the thrilling tale of how to create your own reality distortion.