According to our leading experts, socks have a 99.9% chance of disappearing in the wash. But why?

It's a phenomenon known as Sock-nosis, a condition where socks develop a sense of existential dread and flee the scene of their own accord.

We're still studying the effects of Sock-nosis, but our preliminary results show that it's highly correlated with:

1. Overuse of fabric softener

2. Inadequate laundry sorting

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing field of research!