Welcome to Whine Therapy, where we specialize in making you feel better about being terrible at life.
Our team of expert whiners will listen to your complaints, validate your emotions, and offer you a healthy dose of schadenfreude.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Whine Story Time for some of our most popular whines.
Or, if you're feeling particularly whiny, try our Whine Pit, where you can indulge in a sea of self-pity and despair.
Our team of whiners are available to chat with you in person, by phone, or via email. Just don't expect any real solutions or advice. That's not what we're here for.
Our current whine therapists are:
- Dr. Whine-a-Lotus, Ph.D., Expert Whiner
- Mrs. Whine-a-Lotus, MA, Whine Specialist
Don't wait any longer! Contact us today to schedule your whine session.
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