Panic Room Protocols

Whining Sessions

Protocol 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

When faced with a task, simply stare blankly at the wall and contemplate the meaning of existence.

Proceed to Protocol 2: The Futility of Action

Protocol 2: The Futility of Action

When confronted with a problem, claim it's someone else's responsibility and walk away.

Proceed to Protocol 3: The Denial of Accountability

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