WHY DID I GET WOKEN UP?!

It's because your bed was having a rave party and they were playing the most epic of EDM sets. You were invited, but you didn't RSVP.

Or maybe it's because you were chosen as a human guinea pig for our new sleep-disrupting technology. You're a brave pioneer, don't worry!

Or perhaps, just perhaps, it's because you finally learned how to cook ramen noodles in your sleep. It's a skill, we swear.

I DON'T WANT TO GET WOKEN UP AGAIN!

I WISH I COULD SLEEP IN TODAY