I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to happiness. It's a thing.
My eyes are fine, don't @ me_goals
The world is just soประก unfair sometimes, you know?
Like, who needs personal growth when you can just have a participation trophy?
Why did I even get out of bed today?
Oh right, because my cat wouldn't let me sleep.
Can someone please just explain the concept of "adulting" to me?
Is it a verb, noun, or just a sad, sad look I give myself when I open my bills?
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
Which, coincidentally, is why I'm going to need a nap now.