By: Professor Purrbles — Feline Grooming Expert Extraordinaire
Are your whiskers feeling a bit... unruly? Do they resemble a tangled mess of confusion? Fear not, dear feline friend, for Professor Purrbles has got you covered!
WHISKER SHAPING FORMULA:
1. Prep the whisker area with a gentle lathering of Feline Frenzy Foam
2. Apply a generous dollop of Whisker Wonders Cream
3. Sculpt with precision and patience
4. Finish with a spritz of Purr-fectly Polished Perfume
Note: Results may vary. Whisker shaping is an art, not a science (mostly).