Whisker-forecast 2023: Because who needs accuracy?

Current Weather:

Today: ⚡️ Partly cloudy with a high of 22°C and a low of -5°C.

Tomorrow: ⚡️ 50% chance of scattered catnip, with a high of 30°C and a low of 12°C.

The weekend: ☁️ 100% chance of spontaneous human combustion.